"hey, this game looks violent." i thought as i passed the censored no moar heroes and picked this little gem up. i pop it in. see all these zombies. "sweet" i thought. after a crappy intro, the zombies are loose. "fuck! i'm gonna die!" i thought. i didn't. now is the part where i get to free roam. and boy, i LOVE it.
so
many
ways
of
murder!
it's beautiful. i smile with glee as i pick up a cactus and hit a zombie with it. watching it moan in pain.
not much later i notice a lawnmower! jolly good fun! and after throwing rocks at zombies and beating a mini boss, i meet a scary ass clown! after i brutaly slaughtered him and laughed at his death, i pick up his chainsaws and boy, slaughterfest! as i'm laughing my ass of at dieing zombies and hitting them in the crotch with cans, i noticed my "time limit" was up and i got a gaim ovr.
as i restarted, i pick up my sickle and...
this goes on quite a while. i love the bloody ways to kill zombies and all, but it needs more sandboxing, and no time limit. my personal problem is is that i find it too funny to see all these sadistic way to kill em' all, that i forget to controll my character